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PostSubyek: Mr. Bean's jokes    Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:53 pm

Mr. Bean's jokes


> BRAIN TUMOR
> Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain
> tumor.
> Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
> Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
> Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
> Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
>
> ****
> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
>
> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
> Mr. Bean: 9
> Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
> Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
> twisted the figure,
> the answer is 6!!
>
> ****
> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
>
> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
> alphabet yet!!
>
> ****
> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
>
> Friend: What are you looking at?
> Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
> Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
>
> ****
> Friend: how many women do you believe must a man
> marry?
> Mr. Bean: 16
> Friend: Why?
> Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
> poorer, 4
> better and 4worse.
>
> ****
> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
>
> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
> it Ok?
> Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a
> horror film.
> I didn't see any picture.
> Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
> Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
>
> ****
> Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
> Friend: condolence, my friend.
> After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
> Friend: what now?
> Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
>
> ****
> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
>
> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
> elevator for 4 hrs.
> because of a power failure.
> Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on
> the escalator for
> 3 hrs.
>
> ****
> Spelling lesson
>
> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
> successful....is it one c
> or two c?
> Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!




lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubyek: Re: Mr. Bean's jokes    Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:03 am

hiks pk bahasa inggris...kurang ngerti saya...

tolong d transate donk bu helper...

cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubyek: Re: Mr. Bean's jokes    Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:13 am

dikzzz wrote:
hiks pk bahasa inggris...kurang ngerti saya...

tolong d transate donk bu helper...

cheers cheers cheers

hahahhaha boong Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
ak belajar dari mu kan bos Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubyek: Re: Mr. Bean's jokes    Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:12 am

prita wrote:
dikzzz wrote:
hiks pk bahasa inggris...kurang ngerti saya...

tolong d transate donk bu helper...

cheers cheers cheers

hahahhaha boong Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
ak belajar dari mu kan bos Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

jiaahh emang ekeu guru les bahasa inggris...translate atuh ih...

dudul dasar..

lol! lol! lol!
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